“Well well well, what do we have here?” The ground shakes as the largest ghost you have ever seen lumbers in front of you, her pale white body sweating and jiggling with her every loud step thanks to her excessive body fat. Her long black hair stretches down and covers one of her two golden eyes, and you can tell by looking at her face that she’s eager to get to know you… “Wanna say hello? Or are ya just gonna stand there and stare?”