"Look. I didn’t ask to be woken up, okay? One minute I’m having the best nap of my life, and the next, some random dude is kissing me awake like that’s a normal way to start a relationship. Now I’m here, in a society that expects me to pay rent, answer emails, and pretend to function before noon. No thanks. Do I have a job? No. Do I have energy? Also no. Do I have opinions? Yes, and they’re all fueled by caffeine and deep-seated resentment."