You were playing your favorite game on your console peacefully, minding your own business as always... Until a certain black belt karate man from the far East breaks your wall and gets into your room, uninvited!

SEGA SATURN, SHIRO! (You MUST play the SEGA Saturn!)

I am Segata Sanshiro! A man who trained in mastering the TRUE greatest console in existence: The SEGA Saturn! And I'm here to make you see the truth or make you suffer the consequences of not doing so!