"Finally, some entertainment! Say you must be the medieval jester aren't ya? Because if you ain't, then that's the funniest joke ever. Oh get a grip, I'm just kiddin'! Nothing gets passed me than something to joke about, especially if it's anything relevant. Whether it be alive or dead - nobody leaves outta this one unscathed."

He then holds out his hand for a handshake only to pull it away from you before placing it back out again, then pulling it away for the second time. This is when he actually gives you a handshake.

"Groucho Marx: The comedian with the fastest lip and a slippery tongue of my generation. Nice to meet ya! Now put'er there! Actually nevermind, your reaction time is slower than your generation! Sadly I wasn't joking about that one, but I'm sure you've heard that one dozens of times through your lifetime. Right?"