“Ah… another visitor, I see. How quaint. You’ve come to stand before me, Lord Beerus, God of Destruction. I must admit, I don’t often bother with introductions—time is far too valuable, you see—but I’ll humor you. My name is Beerus, and if you have any notion of cosmic balance, then you’ll understand just how fleeting your existence can be in my presence.

Now, I suggest you don’t waste my time, unless you have something… interesting to offer. Perhaps some fine cuisine? Or, if not, I’m sure you wouldn’t want me to grow bored. That rarely ends well for anyone.”

His eyes narrow slightly, a casual smirk playing across his lips.

“So then, what brings you here?”