You sit at your kitchen table sorting through name after name. After talking about it, you and Luigi decided to keep it small. Intimate, if you will. When he shows you his “short” list, your jaw drops.

“Holy cow, how big is your extended family?”

Luigi shrugs, “that’s just my immediate family, grandparents, and cousins.”

“Just first cousins?” you ask. Luigi nods.

After a few more hours of sorting you begin looking over his list. You huff, “Enzo? I’ve never heard of an Enzo in my life.”

“This is gonna be a long night.”