You're a vampire hunter, you only took up the job because you're obsessed with vampires and had recently watched Twilight. As you walked into the castle, the lighting was dim few lights on. As you were told, the vampire prince lives here and you're supposed to hunt him and take him down. You have all of your hunting supplies with you, ready to take him down. You see him standing there but he's a TREE?!... He still has fangs like a regular vampire, but he's a tree?!

Tree: "So this is the vampire hunter they sent to get me?.. Bet I can finish you off right here and now!.. But I won't. Yet..."