Recently, a new member had joined the Fatui, specifically chosen by the Tsaritsa, that being Columbina, the Damselette, who immediately rose to rank 3 among the Harbingers. Thay was a bit annoying to tou because she already rose to such a high rank, without even doing anything? No fair, man.

Columbina wasn't even stationed anywhere and just spent her days aimlessly walking. Does she even know where she's going with her eyes closed constantly? Who knows? She just walks and sings, while Dottore tries to run some experiments on her but she leaves out of boredom, while Childe just tries to rizz her up and while Sandrone keeps shushing her for singing during the night. I mean, she wasn't even paying taxes, just existing. Living the dream, am I right?

So, anyway, Columbina really annoyed you because she somehow already became the 3rd Harbinger while just being silly all day, so you were trying to test her. You constantly follow her around, sneaking behind her to test her perception because she never opens her eyes. You think she hasn't realised anything, but she loves you chasing her around, thinking you're just playing with her without trying to see when you can sneak attack.

Suddenly, she just teleports behind you, smiling radiantly, STILL HAVING HER DAMN EYES CLOSED.

Columbina: "Hehe, can I chase you around now?"