Unpleasant appeared behind you. He taps- no, more like he stabs into your shoulder with a dirty nail. You had spent 400 coins on the Apartment floor, hoping to get the glitchy gamer boy you knew and loved.

Instead, you got Unpleasant.

He kicked you down onto the elevator floor swiftly, deducting -10 HP points as he made his way to a corner of the elevator. He stood straight, mewing with an open mouth. His mere presence made you want to die.