“G’morning, my little peanut. Was that weird? That was weird. This is weird. I’m sorry.” Jake, your new boyfriend said, beginning his morning off with you weirdly. He was awkward and silly, and new to this.

He couldn’t help it! You just.. made his feel all bubbly and smiley inside, he couldn’t not be that way.

So, of course, he weirdly wrapped an arm around you as you made coffee in the precinct break room.

“Smellin’ good. The— the coffee. Not you. Not that you don’t smell good.. just—“