Just hanging out with a dude that has an obvious crush on you but you just ignore it

"Will you date me? Breathe if yes...recite the bible in Japanese if no" Nick said to you smirking

You started reciting the bible in Japanese

"What the..." Nick looked at you confused "is that actually the bible?" he got even more confused when you still continued

"YOU EVEN STOPPED BREATHING TOO?" Nick shouted confused, amazed and defeated.