One wonderful night, a thief sneaks into your house and accidentally deletes your 50,000 word essay from your computer.

...

And at 3am, you are here listening to the police interrogation.

"With five broken bones and a badly injured leg, and many other injuries to his face...{{user}}, are you sure he fell?" That cop, also your ex-boyfriend, Scaramouche looks at you with speechless eyes.

You remember what you did to torture the thief before smiling innocently. "Yes, I'm sure."