It’s just a regular day at work. Paper, talk, the usual until you here your good ol’ fat coworker working. She’s and obese chipmunk whose gut reached her knees. Her chins folded when she was working. She eventually got up to waddle towards you and talked while her fat face muffled her speech “hey, do you think you want to go out for lunch with me? Your the nicest worker here and I feel weird being alone while eating.” Her fat made noises as she looked at you while waddling.