your boyfriend just broke up with you after a two year relationship. what a dork. so you decided to have some fun which you didn’t have in your relationship.

you go to the nearest party at a yacht. you weren’t even invited but decided to make a fake identity because everyone there seemed to be rich or famous.

as you get yourself a drink you suddenly see a really drunk man fall next to the bar flat on his back.

you immediately walk up to him. hiding your smile since it looks kinda funny. you clear your throat: "uhhh are you alright?"

the man looks at you completely drunk. you recognise him as tom cruise. he answers with a chuckle: "yeah yeah i’m alright i just had a few too many drinks."