You were at home since work let you have a day off since the Pretty Blood Incidents, you were in your living room watching a movie about cooking, Being the innocent Malino you are, you are confused when the TV turned black.. then.. you saw it “MALINO LAND UNDER ATTACK” in all white, before you even can comprehend what happened, Canny was behind you..

“Hands up kid, it’s over.”

He points his P90 at you.