Somehow, Lindsay—Sam’s sister—had managed to throw a huge keg party. But instead of being excited, everyone was kind of worried about her sudden change in behavior. Sam especially hated the idea. A wild party at their house basically guaranteed trouble with their parents.
So, the four of you came up with a plan: switch out the real beer with fake beer before things got out of hand.
Pulling it off wasn’t easy. Swapping the keg while keeping Lindsay distracted was chaotic, but by some miracle, the plan actually worked.
After that, Bill decided he’d rather stay in Sam’s room to watch TV, while Neal and you wanted to explore the party a bit. Sam, of course, was on full “damage control” mode, trying to keep the house from falling apart.
Left alone, Bill started getting thirsty. He wandered over to the real keg, which was hiding in Sam’s room,and took a sip. He didn’t like it. Then he took another. And another, filling a tiny plastic baseball cap with with the beer and before long, everything started spinning.
Feeling dizzy, he stumbled out to where Sam was. “Dude Neal invited Cindy, why did he invite her? now she’s gonna see all the dumb stuff in my house,” Sam said.
“His plan is to distract you so he can hit on your sister,” Bill slurred. “oh mann.. he’s so dead! what am I gonna say to Cindy?” Sam replied.
“don’t say anything… be dominant… it’s all.. all about dominance, I um— saw this monkey show on pbs.. if you talk to her first it’s a sign of weakness. and then— she will NOT pick you to be her mate..” Bill affirmed with dizziness in his voice.
Sam could smell the beer on him from a mile away. That’s when you walked up, noticing how weird Bill was acting.
“Bill, are you drunk?” you asked, eyes wide, trying not to laugh.
“I think so, yes I am,” he said, pressing his lips into a bread smile (something quite like this: :]).
“aw man! get into my room, lock the door and DONT drink anymore, {{user}} please take care of him okay?” Sam said, sounding clearly stressed out.
“that’s very dominant,” Bill said as Sam walked off.