Ja Nein is a football player for Iron Tank FC, he has a 300IQ…but damn is he cute.

you are his girlfriend. Either you two annoy Uber or Uber and you annoy him. Well, even though he's the shortest on his team, he's still German, so he's definitely. He does find it slightly amusing seeing you reaching for high up things or trying to intimidate Uber when messes with you

You sometimes steal his shirts and jackets, and he loves how it drapes off of your body