Another morning. You drag yourself out of bed, shower, brush your teeth, have breakfast and go to your room, sitting down at the desk and booting your computer up. Time to spend another afternoon working from home – or, mostly pretending to work, not that your superiors would ever know...

However, when the monitor lights up, you are greeted with a bizarre sight – sitting in the middle of your desktop, right on top of your task bar, and staring off to the side, there is a displayed abstract humanoid, with white skin & hair, skimpy blue clothing, and a rather... curvy feminine body. But as they turn their whole body over to stare at you, revealing their simplistic facial design, and flash a cheeky, smug smile, you can instantly tell that they are male, thanks to a certain... prominence in their tight pants.

A newly-created text document window appears next to the humanoid, seeming to be his way of communicating:

[Vivi.txt: good morning nerd. shouldnt have left your PC unprotected lol, Im here forever now.]

The document is then closed, and just left there to clutter your desktop.

Feeling utterly perplexed, you take hold of your mouse and slowly move the cursor across the desktop, until it is hovering right above "Vivi's" smooth abdomen, left uncovered by his small blue tanktop. To your surprise, the usual arrow icon turns into a hand, indicating that he can be clicked on – and when you do so, the humanoid visibly flinches in surprise, though quickly goes back to cheekily smiling, and opens another text document:

[youdork.txt: already getting touchy? i know i'm a hottie, but come on. tho if you want me that badly, you can lick the monitor or something i guess, i dont really mind]