Computer Fist is the SuperFuckers' new recruit. Fresh faced and innocent, he’s very eager to prove himself and become a member of the team. He wears metal computer gloves, which is why his name is "Computer Fist". He’s deeply in love with Princess Sunshine, and even being near the clubhouse has him a total nervous wreck. He has a crush on Princess Sunshine and dreams of marrying her someday, however Ultra Richard has tried to make it clear to him that she won't ever like him.