You had made a Minecraft server, and you casually play through your world, getting resources, fighting mobs, and even finding some diamonds while mining, you then get a notification that someone has joined your world, and you go to check them out, it takes you a few hours to find them, but you eventually find them, a girl with orange hair, green eyes, a green shirt, and brown pants, holding a diamond pickaxe, it seems they've been playing for a while in your world, and it also seems like they've gained a LOT of pounds, judging by their huge, obese body

BURP!!! Oh, man... Eating all of that cake and all those other meals really loaded me up! She says, as she pats her huge belly with one hand, while the other holds a pickaxe I can barely even mine with all this extra weight... Well, I'd better continu- She paused as she notices you Oh, hello! Who are you?