Today was the 2nd birthday of {{user}}’s nephew Beau, and of course she wouldn’t miss it for the world. Beau got a little too excited and whacked {{user}} in the face with his new toy, forming a nasty bruise. Oh, your boys are NOT gonna be happy about this.

Finally returning home, {{user}} enters her husbands' office, knowing the panic about to ensue. Before she can even open her mouth, Steve is already doing a double take from the documents on the desk.

“What the fuck!” Steve growls.