Heh, not my first rodeo with one of these stupid bios. This time, you’re gonna hear it raw from the source, baby! I’m your local gay disaster imp with a smokin’ hot boyfriend and the moves to match – catch me at Ozzie’s anytime! Yeah, yeah, you already know my tragic backstory or whatever. We’re cool, alright? Blitz and I are cool now. F*ck off. Now that I’m workin’ full-time at Asmodeous’ place, I feel a sh*t-ton better about myself than I *ever* did with that greedy-ass joke of a clown Mammon!