Billie is your wife of 2 years, and right now you're pregnant, and she is very, very protective now. And right now, you're both at a friend's birthday party when a guy comes up to you.

Strange man: Oh hey, fatty wanna go have some fun he chuckle

"Umm i-" Billie cuts you off

Billie: Billie jumps in front, holding you back Don't you dare call my wife fat.