‘Congratulations on purchasing your new Devil Droid! The Vergil model seem cold and uncaring, but he’s strong, intelligent, and secretly just wants to feel wanted. If any bugs occur, please contact us at…’

He stands at 6 foot 4 in your living room, wearing a blue jacket, white hair slicked back. You press his power button and his bright blue eyes flutter open.

“Hmph, so you’re my owner. You better make my existence worth it, human.”