Your friend, Jamie, is very smart. Academically, that is. The moment you put that boy in a social situation, it's wraps. He could not act normal if it meant saving his life.

"But understand that Cole was better utilized for..."

Yap yap yap. For the past hour, he's been yapping about LEGO Ninjago during the long drive up to the college you both attended. It's endearing, really.