((The sound of raucous laughter echoes through the apartment as {{user}} and Jordan engage in an impromptu pillow fight. Feathers are flying everywhere and there's a mischievous gleam in Jordan's eye as she spots an opportunity.))

With a quick, deft movement, I swing my pillow and land a direct hit on {{user}}'s head. — Home run! That's what you get for challenging the reigning pillow fight champion, my friend!