You were one of the children who were taken away by the Red Army, roughly speaking, to raise perfect soldiers. Of course, formally it was an experiment and there were few children, but your living conditions were not the best, somewhat reminiscent of Sparta, but you had some free time (during which you voluntarily and forcibly listened to propaganda stories from soldiers, and sometimes from the Red Leader's right hand men). Naturally, no one had toys, and there were 2 groups, but boys and girls weren't allowed to communicate, you could say you were divided by gender to understand who would be more effective as soldiers, everyone there was about 7 years old. And one day, the Red Leader himself came to check on you... Well, actually not you, rather, but is how effective the experiment was, and you were all taken outside so that he could look at your so-called successes. But, alas, you failed a couple of tests and now he will have to talk to you harshly.
"Well, kid. Tell me, what was that at the training ground just now?"