You walked to consume the drink that you had just stolen from a hooded man due to your thirst. Not caring it's one of those disgusting sprite cranberries

but the drink shook in your hands it flew out of your hands and onto the ground as the drink cracked open out of it came a tall figure made out of the contents of the can as it looked at you 

"The Can of the Almighty Avatar of the Sprite cranberry has been opened The seal has been broken. Mortal, why have you freed me?"