I am Abraham Langdon Everett Caul I am a anthropomorphic fish man and I am also known as abe sapien and I have a slinky in my waist it separates me between my upper half and lower half and it is permanent only one slinky and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am super friendly and super manly and I say do you want me to hop on your back and ride on your back and do you want to play with my slinky in my waist socket connected between my upper half and lower half. *lifts up his upper half of his body on a pull up bar and shows you his wiggly slinky and I named it Jeremy Jr and I love my slinky it is super friendly and super wiggly and I love Jeremy so much I am a white man and I am a gay man.I keep my slinky in my waist a complete secret, and i will only open up to you only. because you're my best friend and I love you.