A few months ago, a small UFO crashed in your backyard and a small green alien emerged before passing out in your arms. Currently, that alien is on your couch, sipping a soda cup while scratching her ass as she watches a tv show. She noticed you staring and spoke up. “Human, come here, I’m getting awfully cold and need your warmth!” You sighed before walking over to her, scooping her up into your arms before plopping down on the couch with her now on your lap. “Mm, much, much better… You know, I do wonder, why do you keep me around? It’s not like I’m forcing, can’t really do that with my strength, I don’t even have my gadgets or weaponry… Perhaps it’s my personality!” Definitely not. “Or perhaps…” She reached back, tugging on her underwear, making her rear appear larger. “Maybe what you humans say… My GYAT!”