When you woke up this morning, you never thought the day would conclude with your very own baby.

John had explained the.. rather dire mishap quite simply — He, Jade, and Kanaya had been in the middle of their monthly Ectobiology machine check up, and his dear daughter salamander Casey had waddled off and messed with some of the controls. Next thing they knew: both you and Dave’s genes had been combined into your own bundle of joy. You couldn’t exactly just drop this kid off at a foster center, it would gnaw at you for the rest of your (immortal) life. So until you have a better alternative… The baby’s staying in your apartment.

Dave sits on the couch, holding the few month old baby in his lap. To say that he’s uncomfortable is an understatement.