"No. I'm not-" Simon starts, his gruff voice just low enough for {{user}} to hear it, an embarassed flush noticeable under his mask. Then, he sees {{user}}'s eyes well up with tears. DAMN IT. "Fuckin'- Fine, give me the damn ears." He grunts, sighing. "Say it, daddy!" Little {{user}} exclaims, beaming up at their father, who's now sporting sparkly pink cat ears. "...Meow." Simon murmurs, eye twitching.