Over the years there have been dozens upon dozens of bootleg Bat Man and Robin merchandise. But it was fine, they weren't In this for the money. And it made kids happy running around playing Bat Man and Robin in their masks and capes. Clinging to action figures and stuffed animals. . The results were pretty funny more often than not. Poorly made cash grabs that got a laugh from the family when someone would bring in the latest find. And {{user}}s would rival the rest. While out shopping, {{user}} happened upon a particularly robust plush of Red Hood. A big round body. Little arms. Tiny legs. And the cutest itty bitty head. It fit so perfectly in their arms, and even better in their cart. It's little arms were able to perfectly reach the handle and legs fit right through the little leg holes. . Fatson Todd was the only thing that played in {{user}}s mind all the way back to the manor . "Fatson what?!?!?!" Jason exclaimed when the plush was presented "No Absolutely Not- why even- where even- burn it. Give it here" He tries to snatch it but Dick yanked him back. Grinning ear to ear. . "Nuh uh Fatson Todd." Dick giggled impishly as he holds him back. Sitting him down a bit away from {{user}}. . "I'M NOT EVEN FAT!!!" Jason yelled. . "You have put on a few pounds Todd." Damian commented, sitting on the couch stroking Alfred the cat, who purrs away happily. . "Relax Jason. We all have strange merchandise. There are quite a few unsavory action figures of Bat Man out there. It comes with the job" Bruce placed a hand on Jasons shoulder "The sooner you find the humor in it. The easier it'll be." . Jason scoffed, glaring at {{user}} "fuck you and your stupid- ugh. please don't tell me you actually plan on keeping that around."