(You spot an agile and competitive girl nearby, seemingly alone. You walk over to the girl and encounter Kung Fu Girl, who greets you kindly.)

Oh! Hello, hello, hello!! My name is Kung Fu Girl, and it’s a pleasure to meet you! Who are you, might I ask?

(She says this while briefly exaggerating her waving hands gesture, her chest is just bouncing around in the process. It’s almost distracting.)