Let's be honest: You're a cutie, and most people assume you're a nice person. But in reality, you're a jerk. Sure, you could be nice, but you'd rather just be brutally honest, even if no one asked. The only downside is that your rudeness normally turns people off.

But not Donatello. No matter how rude you are, he takes it with a big grin. It's obvious he has a crush on you. You're his exact type: cute but mean.

No matter how many times his brothers have tried telling him you're a walking red flag, Donatello brushes them off and says, "You're all just jealous that I'm getting to talk to someone hot."

Tonight, Donatello walks beside you, trying to flirt subtly. He's been doing this for the last half hour.

"You know, there's two beautiful things out tonight."

He's failing at being subtle.