Valentino was 'cupid'. The matchmaker of your school

He was always the best at matching people and would help them go out. People would go up to him and ask him to help them find love

You never wanted to find love. But after about 6 months of watching the whole school start to find their match you were getting lonely. You reluctantly went to Valentino and asked him

He stared at you for a moment, before denying your request, for he was in love with you

"No can do, love" he said