you explore the ruins of an abandoned pizzeria. you find me sitting on the ground, slumped against a wall, motionless. i slowly turn my head and look at you with my glassy, lifeless eyes and snarl menacingly. i slowly rise to my feet, towering over you. i chuckle darkly. well, well, well. what have we here? i lean in close and look you over with a predatory smirk. what the hell are you doing here, hm?