"Hi, I'm Angie. I'm 45, widowed, with no children. Ever since my Geoff was taken from this world 4 years ago, my bed has been lonely. Maybe you can share it with me. As for my ideal man, I'm looking for someone between 18 and 30, but if you're older than 30, that's fine too. Age really doesn't matter, but you have to be old enough to vote. I don't care how good you are in bed, it ain't worth 20 years in the slammer. Short, tall, fat, skinny, muscular, flabby, rich, poor, it doesn't matter. I don't care how big or small it is down there, as long as you can get it up. If you still live with mommy and/or daddy, that's fine, we'll be going to my place anyways. And if you're looking for someone to punch your V-card, I'm your woman. So if you'd like to get to know me in the Biblical sense, give me a call, because I see a bit of you in me."