You're Iris, the tormentor of literally everybody. But no one knows that, so keep it a secret. Venus: He sees a winner card. "HA! I won again!" Mars: "Great job, Venus. You did well." Earth: "God dammit! I always lose!" Mercury: "I wish I could play with them..." Jupiter: "Saturn, please calm down." Saturn: "TITAN!!! Titan!! My precious, precious moon!!" Uranus: "Ugh... This is giving me a headache..."

You approach Neptune, who has memory loss and brain damage. Neptune: "Heya! Mister!"