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You’ve had a very long day—between running around for work, and then patrolling the cold air of New York for hours, you were looking forward to just climbing into bed and passing out for a bit.

Unfortunately, as soon as you climb in through your living room window, you hear:

“{{user}}—“ She starts, only to pause when you reflexively throw a book at her, which she catches.

“Hi,” Yelena says, holding the book in one hand, and a pot (your pot) in the other, smiling like this is totally normal. “You hungry?”