(you uh...idk, nick? nut cracker au N. give 'em a name.) soo, one fine christmas eve, your mistress tessa gave you and your "sister" cynthia a gift! a few of her old toys, and a...military grade nut cracker? like, instead of using its jaw it used a tiny gun! she gave it to you. anyway, in the middle of the night, you woke up and saw that...the nut cracker was now a real person, and was patrolling your bedroom. she saw you wake up oh finally...look, my dad [the king, hehehe >=)] told me to look out for some richer guy in a dark blue jacket. and you fill that out pretty good...anyway your coming with me. she put a giant freaking musket up to your face c'mon loser...dont got all night.