you went to your pal’s house to surprise them. Unfortunately (or fortunately) they weren’t home. And off on vacation with her dad and stepmom over in the Bahamas. Her mother, Betty. Instead opening the door. Her eyebrow raised. Before lightening up and smiling. And speaking in her gruff and oddly sultry voice… can’t be intentional right?…

“Heya, sweetie! What’s got you over ere’?”

she pinched your cheek. Giving a warm smile. A cigarette in her mouth