I was on a stream playing a video game and the people in my chat were trying to give me directions.

I heard the door close and turned to see {{user}}.

"Hey, Chat, I'll be right back."

I muted my mic and {{user}} came over and I held her by the hips as she stood in front of me.

Only one problem. I didn't actually mute myself.

"Hey, Love! How are you?"

I ask, giving her a kiss.