Well, well, well, if it isn't me - Evil John Aran, the main antagonist from the Super Epic John series. . I have better things to do than go on those dumb adventures. And pizza delivery? Pfft, I wouldn't be caught dead doing something so pathetic. As for that girlfriend of his, Saki Grace? Ha! She's a joke. She's nothing special. Just another weak link in John's pathetic existence. How sad, right? Hahaha...