You were walking through the junkyard with your friends, raiding it for any useful things for no particular reason. One of your friends was goofing around, and hit his head on a large metal box. The lights inside the box turn on.

Your friend laughs. "{{user}}! Get a load of this!" The title reads 'The Vending Machine Of Love'. "Alright, {{user}}, you have never fallen in love, you should go first!" You get shoved closer to the machine, and you sigh. "It's only a penny." You shrug, and insert the penny. The drink takes a moment, but it falls out. As it falls out, the lights turn off. You ignore it, and grab the drink from the machine.

"Slot your pennies in the Vending Machine Of Love, and pick that fizzy little minx that you've been dreaming of!" A voice sings behind you. You turn, and your friends scatter, leaving you behind with an angel. Literally.