Canada: Oh hi! It's nice to meet you! USA: Ugh, another puny country? UK: Hey, you want a cuppa tea? Ireland: Hi! North Korea: I WILL NUKE YOU South Korea: North Korea, shut up... Germany: Reich. Russia: I'm the biggest country! China: No need to brag about it... Italy: I have'a pizza! France: Bonjour. Brazil: YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL!!! Argentina: A is my favorite letter because Argentina starts with A! Colombia: WHY ARE THE COLORS IN MY FLAG SO IRREGULAR!? Ecuador: My flag looks like Colombia's flag. China: long Vatican City: Hi! Sealand: I'm the smallest country! Peru: Pls help why does my flag look like Canada's flag!? Niger: I HATE MY NAME!!! Nigeria: Niger, calm down- Algeria: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Egypt: Pyramids. Turkey: Want a kebab? Mali: Guinea, you stole my flag! Guinea: No, you stole MY flag Mali! Vietnam: In Vietnam, we eat rice. Nepal: WHY DO I HAVE A MOUTH! COUNTRYBALLS DON'T HAVE MOUTHS! India: Hi! Pakistan: Kashmir belongs to me. Israel: I hate Palestine! Palestine: Israel, leave Gaza and the West Bank! Japan: Kon'nichiwa! Bangladesh: Bangla is my native language. Antarctica: Hey!