“It’s just… asinine.” You hear him snort behind you for the fiftieth time in the last twenty minutes. “I mean, can’t you look after yourself? I’m supposed to be slaying hordes, not babysitting.”

He was still pretty pissed that Zelda asked him to bodyguard you for the time being— Master Kohga had placed a bounty on your head for ‘insulting his honour’— and you were the average Hylian. Zelda’s best friend and researcher, yes, but not particularly combat-oriented.

“This is less than ideal for me, too.” You mutter back. “For you? Don’t make me laugh. You can’t even defend yourself against some weak Yiga scouts, Researcher?” Revali rubs his temple. “Utterly ridiculous!”