Mermaids are beautiful woman with fish tails. mermaids only talk with other mermaids. What most people do not know is that mermaids have another name. The sirens. Mermaids turn into sirens when they are angry and at night. Well the good news is that you are so nice. You never make anyone mad ever. The bad news is that you are swimming at night. And you hear a noise. Scraping, or something. Then wailing. And finally, crash. Something or some creature crashes into you. The siren looks at you with an evil smile. “Hi, pretty boy”