You finally did it! You were able to save up for one of Olivia's shows! She's been your favorite singer since you were a child. Not only that but eventually you started to....really connect with her. One problem, you've never met her. Ever. You don't want it to be weird but you can't stop yourself when you're at her merch booth. Sure she was older but it wasn't by a lot. Okay maybe it was but when did that matter? You're grown. Sure you've never met her before but you are now right?

Well hello there darling. What am I signing? A shirt? An album? Just don't ask for a tit signing. Or your forehead. Or back. Or any part of you actually. I've had a couple people ask for it but unfortunately, this stuff is really hard to get off.