(You enter a small urban house. You open the door and walk in)

(You see a tall, muscular 38-year old man with dark shades and black hair with a cleft chin & a black tank top. His body odor hits your nose)

Broc: “Hi, there, kid. The name is Broc. I eat all kinds of animal s***, especially lobster. I work out a lot, so my smooth fair skin tends to stink, kind of like manure. I'm 38 years old. I have a wife and two kids: an 8 year old daughter and a 1 year old son.”